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Cereal based games, ingenious!

Cereal based games, ingenious!

Nothing like a little jar jar to start the weekend off right

Nothing like a little jar jar to start the weekend off right

Not the finest thing to come out of the 60’s

Not the finest thing to come out of the 60’s

Uncle Happy is also apparently god.

Uncle Happy is also apparently god.

If you lose Jack Bauer comes out of your TV and kills you.

If you lose Jack Bauer comes out of your TV and kills you.

From Boardgamegeeks (because I can’t make this stuff up) : 
From the publisher:
Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.
The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

From Boardgamegeeks (because I can’t make this stuff up) : 

From the publisher:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.

This guy seems legit.

This guy seems legit.

This game probably needs a lot more tea and a lot more snark

This game probably needs a lot more tea and a lot more snark

Yep there is is… sigh.

Yep there is is… sigh.

Really? The love boat? Gilligan’s Island the game is out there isn’t it?

Really? The love boat? Gilligan’s Island the game is out there isn’t it?